I enjoy my new camera...

Soooo much. But not too much, that's gross. I am pleased because now I can share more of my everyday, always poignant experiences with you, dear reader. It'll be an addition to my blog that shall henceforth be known as "can you see what I see?" When you read that last sentence you can think to yourself: "yes, yes I can." If you want to practice, you can scan backwards in the sentences and repeat the exercise. Good luck.

Today, most of our allotted eight hours of rehearsal were spent driving to Logan Airport in order to get our Department of Transportation physicals. This was to ensure that we were physically fit enough to operate the very, very large truck and occasional Bowing 747 that we will be traveling the eastern sections of the country in...After waiting two hours to pee in a cup, I was told that I don't have diabetes and was therfore qualified to operate anything and everything I could obtain the keys for.

Tomorrow we have two runs of the show in order to prepare us for the all-exciting "designer run" on Monday. That's six changes of shoes, seventy five run-on sentences recited and two sword spanks on the bottom for me... If I don't get those shoes changed in just the right way, they might fire me. Seriously. Updates as warranted.